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Tell the most embarressing thing thats happened to you. Most embarressing one wins 10 poimts

2007-01-23 23:55:45 · 17 answers · asked by i know all 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me. well one time i was having sex with the neighbor. in my house spur of the moment thing. my mother and father came home and had brought some Friends home with them who was on the school committee and just adored me. well they caught us on the living room floor. long story short she wont talk to me anymore or, look at me without laughing. i laugh everytime i think of it.

2007-01-24 09:07:48 · answer #1 · answered by steven 2 · 0 0

When I was on mess (cooking) duty while stationed in Korea, I was one of the line servers. I would slop what passed as food onto the trays of fellow Marines.
USUALLY only the lower enlisted came through our line, so I'd always joke around with them about how lousy the food was, and the general dislike for military chow.

Well, lo and behold, one day on the line, I'm serving chop suey. I am looking down at this stuff and hear a voice waiting in the line say, "What do we have for lunch today?" Without looking up, I said, "Well, some sort of ching-chong slop-chuey crap." Then and only then did I look up to see a Korean officer and his entourage. Needless to say I could've crawled under a table and shook for an hour. I did get my butt chewed by the gunnery sergeant though, but afterwards he said it was probably the funniest damn thing he'd ever seen. Sure wasn't funny to me at the time!!

2007-01-24 00:24:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

One halloween i was invited to a Halloween party, and everyone in my grade was supposed to be there. There were also older kids, like Juniors and Seniors. My crush was going to be there, so i went around telling everyone that i was gonna have the hottest costume. I had no idea what i was going to wear. So, i went to the Salvation Army and picked up some retro clothes, so i could dress up as a hippie.
So, i washed everything the day of the party and got dressed and ready to go. The party was really fun, and i even got my crush to acknowledge my existence. We spoke for a few minutes, but someone suggested playing a party game, just for fun. So the girl who was throwing the party brought out a broom stick, and we played limbo. (I bet u can see where this is going...). When it was my turn, i bent and MY PANTS RIPPED!!!!! OMG!! It was terrible. I guess the pants were so old and worn that they just tore...it was BAD.

2007-01-24 01:57:27 · answer #3 · answered by bonca 2 · 1 0

Couple of weeks ago there was a party at my friend's place. It got late and everyone left, there was only me and this other girl and we decided to stay over, so we shared a room, we're not lesbians btw =)

Anyway I somehow started a fart orchestra and it just wouldn't end! At first my friend kept saying it's alright, it happens once in a while, etc etc. But then suddenly there was this super loud one. Both of us were quiet for a while and then she says "Oh Jill, that one was the worst of all the bad ones!"

2007-01-24 00:36:22 · answer #4 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 1 0

When I went to high school in Germany on a cold winter day, and there was snow and ice everywhere, I was walking across the school yard to class. In the distance, I saw some of my classmates, among which, this guy I had been crushing on for a while. So as I was trying to strut my stuff and look super cool and sexy, I waved to get his attention while I didn't notice a patch of ice on the groud, and before I knew it, I slipped, while trying to catch myself, and fell flat on my buttocks. Man, not only did that hurt like hell, but my schoolbooks went flying all over the place, not to mention that everyone saw it and started laughing hysterically. I couldn't look at my crush for weeks,...

2007-01-24 00:01:13 · answer #5 · answered by Queen Bee 4 · 0 1

In high school I had often skipped school. I remember once when I called in and I told the secretary that I was my mom and I said that o my daughter will be sick today, she said no problem but asked me to hold. A few seconds later my VP gets on line and tells me to come back to school cuz she was talking to my mom on the other line. Both my parents came to school and I got into so much trouble. I was also so embarassed cuz when the VP told me this, my "enemy" was just outside her office door and she went and told the whole school....

2007-01-24 01:39:28 · answer #6 · answered by BFP On September 20 :) 2 · 1 0

So in the destiny my PE type had to bypass to the load room. it is chop up in 0.5 through a three/4 wall). One section for the adult adult males, the different for the girls. My weigh down (we are associates. he's a grade older than me) appeared over the wall to confer with my instructor for a 2d. appropriate at the same time as he were given down, 3 of my associates began retaining (truly loud) "ooh Sarah, there is Joey! He ought to easily ask you out already!". i did not understand if he heard yet I smacked them to be quiet. at the same time as it become time to bypass to the locker room (each and each of ways in the time of campus), for sure both one of our instructions went at the same time. i become like 10ft in the front of him on my way. He purely walked immediately previous me w/o retaining a note! i idea he become mad at me or something. So I purely commence crying! Then my associates experience undesirable and walk me to the locker room. It become embarrassing because on the way there, each body become watching me. the subsequent day he talked to me like no longer something even got here about. i'm no longer advantageous if he heard or no longer, yet i become sooo embarrassed they did that & that I cried for exceedingly a lot no reason.

2016-10-16 00:57:46 · answer #7 · answered by tenuta 4 · 0 0

I was in Jr High School and got to wear my brand new tennis shoes to school, turns out they were women's shoes. Got made fun of ofr that one quite a bit. Needless to say that was the only day I wore them

2007-01-24 09:26:06 · answer #8 · answered by rckchkhwk 4 · 0 0

In high school, we were on a field trip, before leaving I had to go to the bathroom, but my teacher was a jerk and he wouldn't let me...so on the bus ride, i had to beg another teacher to have the bus pull over. There were 3 busloads of kids and all 3 buses had to pull over. I peed in the woods, while my teacher held her coat up so no one could see me. Everyone picked on me for weeks.

2007-01-24 00:02:40 · answer #9 · answered by Jay's Mommy 4 · 0 1

Oh it was so embarrassing! I was at work and was interviewing someone, I got up to get their paper work and my skirt had risen all the way past my waist!! Glad my underwear were clean and pretty!!!

2007-01-24 08:34:33 · answer #10 · answered by bodacious baby 7 · 1 0

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