A man and his four-year-old son were talking about sxx.
The son asked his father, "Dad, what does a pxssy look like?"
The dad asked him, "Before or after sxx?"
"Ummm, before sxx," the kid replied.
The dad said, "Have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?"
"Yeah," said the son. "Well, what about after sxx?"
His dad replied, "Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"
2007-01-23 23:48:10 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and another gd 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-01-24 03:26:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before with a rottwieller instead of a bulldog. Funny though!
2007-01-24 07:53:33 · answer #2 · answered by Dragon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
scale of 1 to 10...about a 6 dude..=)
2007-01-24 07:52:16 · answer #3 · answered by *toona* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha good one Chris- I should never read your jokes in the library -but I just can't help it theres always so funny !
2007-01-24 08:50:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but good - just dont get me started on the male comparison
2007-01-24 07:51:22 · answer #5 · answered by fitbint 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a gud 1 and am a women
2007-01-24 08:30:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. One of my first jokes here. And I have to admit is one of my fav`s. 9.5 ot of 10. Keep it up.
2007-01-24 07:59:48 · answer #7 · answered by c_o_e_u_s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll give it a 5
2007-01-24 07:58:57 · answer #8 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
f***ing hilarious chris i was trying to visualise it to see if its true but cant for laughing well done 10/10
2007-01-24 11:16:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gross!!!!!
jw
2007-01-24 07:52:33 · answer #10 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋