We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for
each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being met by your wife with a broom,
and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out
with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer,
lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome,
since both ultimately result in death.
2007-01-23 23:43:59 · 25 answers · asked by mandy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is very funny can i please have the ten point is that guts or balls?
2007-01-23 23:52:19 · answer #1 · answered by Edward W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-16 00:57:35 · answer #2 · answered by tenuta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-23 23:46:48 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny - you should watch out for us girls - the female of the species IS more deadly than the male.
2007-01-23 23:54:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a gud 1 x
2007-01-24 00:32:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-01-24 01:08:15 · answer #6 · answered by patti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but still very good.
2007-01-23 23:47:38 · answer #7 · answered by Bob Peppers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard it before, loved it, very funny.
jw
2007-01-23 23:48:58 · answer #8 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO i have never heard of that one before! i love it
2007-01-23 23:49:25 · answer #9 · answered by brothlick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-24 00:47:03 · answer #10 · answered by Woodman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋