A young woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy".
The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain.
"What are you doing here?" the Captain asked.
2007-01-23 22:55:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a trip to Europe, and he's scrxwing me."
"He sure is, lady," the Captain said. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."
2007-01-23 22:57:38 · update #1
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-24 03:35:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, I laughed out loud. Great joke. I don't usually get impressed easily. Tnx for sharing.
2007-01-24 00:17:15 · answer #2 · answered by c_o_e_u_s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont get it what is slaten haha 10/10
2007-01-23 23:08:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-23 23:01:55 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol- u got both the meanins of screw in one joke - well done!!!
2007-01-23 23:56:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one there. lol
2007-01-23 23:15:22 · answer #6 · answered by Mary W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh, I liked that. ☺☺☺
2007-01-23 23:04:37 · answer #7 · answered by ♣ My Brainhurts ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
woa
2007-01-23 23:04:54 · answer #8 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! She must have been blond. ;-)
2007-01-23 23:01:11 · answer #9 · answered by PsiKnight9 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha good one !!!- she must have been blonde!!!!
2007-01-24 01:00:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋