Her Range Rover was driving along the golden sands when
there was an enormous commotion.
They rushed to see what it was and upon approaching the scene the Queen
noticed just outside the surf, a hapless man wearing a Glasgow Rangers
jersey, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark!
At that moment a speedboat containing three men wearing Glasgow
Celtic tops sped into view one of the men took aim at the shark and
fired a harpoon into its ribs, immobilising it instantly. The other
two reached out and pulled the Rangers fan from the water and using
long clubs beat the shark to death.
They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious man into the speedboat along
with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard
frantic calling from the shore...... It was the Queen calling them to
the beach. On reaching land the Queen went into raptures about the
rescue and said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions.
I heard that the people of Scotland were bigoted and trying to divide
the country in two but now I see this is a truly enlightened example
of tribal harmony which could serve as a model for other nations."
She knighted them and drove off. As She departed the harpoonist asked
the others, "Who was that?!" "That," one answered, "was the Queen. SHe
rules the Union and knows everything about our country."
"Well," the harpoonist replied, " She knows f**k all about shark fishing.
How's the bait holding up? Or do we need to get another one?"
2007-01-23 22:20:19 · 13 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL... that was brill...keep it up
2007-01-24 00:41:46 · answer #1 · answered by MK <>< 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!lol!
2007-01-24 07:42:24 · answer #2 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ye thats rangers and celtic pretty woman how you keeping 10/10 +star
2007-01-24 10:49:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its lucky the Queen didnt get kilt.
2007-01-24 06:29:32 · answer #4 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still funny tho I heard it before, ages ago. Keep them coming.
2007-01-24 06:59:33 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yiure batting 400
2007-01-24 06:31:24 · answer #6 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
Her Majesty will need to learn more about other animal sports than just dogs and horses.
2007-01-24 12:16:19 · answer #7 · answered by Mary W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Sick but funny. 8/10.
2007-01-24 07:48:25 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Brilliant
2007-01-24 06:26:02 · answer #9 · answered by The Alchemist 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Good one.
2007-01-24 06:47:35 · answer #10 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
Best of the day.!!!
Star from me to you.!!!
2007-01-24 06:26:32 · answer #11 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋