Can you come up with one of these? Nantucket limerick?

Question

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

Most creative wins 10 points!

There once was a gal from Australia
Who dressed in her finest regalia
She put on her best frock
And her one holeless sock
And felt a little less like a sad failure

Answer 1

There once was a man from Nantucket
He shot an old duck and he plucked it
But it was covered with fleas,
And had some disease.
He ate it and puked in a bucket.


There once was a boy from Japan
He really wanted a flawless tan.
He spent days nude in the sun
Burnt worse than a hot cross bun
And after surgery can't be called a man.

Answer 2

There once was a guy from Nantucket,
Who went to buy a KFC Bucket,
He ate it all up,
and needed to chuck,
and after said awwww damn it.

Answer 3

There once was a lady from Siam Who said to her lover, young Kiam You can kiss me of course, but you'll have to use force. But lord knows you're stronger than I am. Nope I guess not :) (my favorite limerick by the way)

Answer 4

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who carried his lunch in a bucket
But it slipped from his hand
And got covered with sand
And so he decided to chuck it