A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of their first stops was the Breeding bull exhibit. They went up to the first pen and there was a Sign attached that said, "This bull mated 52 times last year." The wife Playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "See ... He mated 52 times last year? ....once-a-week."
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 125 times last year." The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than Twice a week! You could learn a lot from him." They walked to the third Pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "This Bull mated 365 times last year." The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly Broke her husband's ribs, said, that's once-a-DAY. You could REALLY Learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said,
"Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."
2007-01-23 22:02:12 · 9 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was classic you get a star for sure.
2007-01-23 22:06:16 · answer #1 · answered by STK FLKR 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Funny! 9/10!
2007-01-24 07:46:01 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yet another oldie...5/10....err, nah, make that 8/10, funny to first timers!
2007-01-24 06:17:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
FUNNY!!! Keep them coming. I love a good joke!
2007-01-24 06:07:33 · answer #4 · answered by moose on the loose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I like that one :-)
2007-01-24 06:11:34 · answer #5 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I get that... I like it :)
2007-01-24 06:06:33 · answer #6 · answered by x-Cool Girl-x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!very funny!!!!!!!
2007-01-24 07:49:49 · answer #7 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh.. i don't get it
2007-01-24 06:07:26 · answer #8 · answered by POWERBS 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmfao!!!
2007-01-24 06:06:06 · answer #9 · answered by Me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋