The Washcloth.............. Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed There isn't a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't hav e any time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't
going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, aven't we?" I didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal ... Some shopping, cleaning , cooking.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
NEVER EVER GOING BACK TO THAT DOCTOR EVER
2007-01-23 21:28:02 · 21 answers · asked by ztt_66 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
was having a terrible tym till i read this thanx for the laugh.
2007-01-23 21:48:26 · answer #1 · answered by Naughty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely Brilliant
10/10
2007-01-24 07:46:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try 1001 Arabian Nights. That should keep things going until she's old enough for more than bedtime stories.
2016-05-24 03:41:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have neve been 2 one so i would not know and i am 30 and a woman??
2007-01-23 21:47:43 · answer #4 · answered by Bea 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
think i read something like that on here yesterday its still funny 8/10
2007-01-23 22:36:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definately!! I feel sorry for the daughter though!
2007-01-23 21:33:57 · answer #6 · answered by beckic12000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brillant, didnt see that one coming
2007-01-23 21:43:51 · answer #7 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep its a very good story which made me laugh out loud!
2007-01-23 21:34:15 · answer #8 · answered by Letitia L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blinkin brilliant!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha
2007-01-23 22:20:49 · answer #9 · answered by roblou 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the problem? you ended up as you hoped "SPARKLING CLEAN"
2007-01-23 22:51:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋