There was a mother who had 3 children, 2 girls and a boy. Everyday the children would sneak in to the kitchen and take some cookies before dinner. One day the mother got an Idea, instead of using chocolate, she put in toy gun bullets in her recipe.
Two days later the oldest daughter came and said, "MOM, MOM; something terrible happened, when I was crapping a miniature bullet came out!" so the mother explained.
A few hours later the second daughter came and said, "MOM,MO; something terrible happened, I peed and I saw a tiny bullet!" so the mother explained again.
The next day the youngest boy came and said, "MOM,MOM something terrible happened," and the mother interrupted, "what you crapped and you saw a bb-gun bullet?"
The son answered, "No, when I was jacking off, I shot the dog!!!"
2007-01-23 20:58:24 · 36 answers · asked by Oh! Crud 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hmmm how young was this boy ????? lol
2007-01-31 13:26:45 · answer #1 · answered by >--Trace---> 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!funny
2007-01-24 00:12:07 · answer #2 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not so funny. I read the same joke in the mobile txt. But anyway, nice try..
2007-01-31 18:34:58 · answer #3 · answered by myk_1652prince 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is so funny, I may never stop laughing, making a copy to take to work tomorrow. LOL!!
2007-01-31 20:23:58 · answer #4 · answered by m c 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good but not realistic--no son is going to tell his mother that...he would just act like he had no idea what happened to the dog and play dumb...
2007-01-31 14:04:40 · answer #5 · answered by armywifegg 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny on a scale of one to ten (ten being the best) I'd give it a nine :]
2007-01-31 12:21:41 · answer #6 · answered by Mg2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAAHAHAAH, nice one, Poor Doggy, That should teach the mother a lesson
2007-01-23 21:45:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah since it involved kids I wasnt expecting the ending to be as it was... funny as crap though..
2007-01-31 07:19:21 · answer #8 · answered by d.a. b 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
roflmao, that sounds painful for the boy and disturbing for the dog
2007-01-31 04:31:48 · answer #9 · answered by Matae W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny. ;) I was totally expecting a different ending.
2007-01-31 09:43:25 · answer #10 · answered by roambriz23 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay but not bad. 9/10.
2007-01-23 23:50:08 · answer #11 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋