A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink...Looking around he sees three men sitting at a corner table..
He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest biker in the face and says: I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman...
The biker looks at him and doesnt say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat...
The drunk leans on the table again and says:" I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"
the bikers buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker still says nothing....
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says:" I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it"
At this point the biker stands up, and takes the drunk by the shoulders, looks him square in the eyes and says.......................
Grandpa,.......Go home, you're drunk."
2007-01-23 20:25:00 · 17 answers · asked by The Emperor of Ecstasy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
i love it.
u can never go wrong with old ppl jokes.
ahahaha.
2007-01-23 20:37:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i recognize a extra effective one like this lol 'Mummy, whats that down there?' The boy requested one evening. 'Thats mummys jungle' she replied. 'Oh properly that makes sence then does daddys snake stay there?' ok perhaps no longer funnier notwithstanding the point is thats the only i heard first lol
2016-12-02 23:45:11 · answer #2 · answered by cutburth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha. That's funny!
2007-01-23 20:28:27 · answer #3 · answered by ThatLady 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is a good one. I didn't see it coming.
2007-01-23 20:28:55 · answer #4 · answered by TE 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha I love it!
2007-01-24 03:25:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Thats a really funny one..but I read the last line before I read the whole joke. Dum-Dum me ;)
2007-01-23 20:34:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
hoe funny! ha ha ha hah
2007-01-23 21:10:36 · answer #7 · answered by Ayati 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that is funny m8
2007-01-23 20:44:51 · answer #8 · answered by cinders162002 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. it cracked a smile on my face... yea its okay.
2007-01-23 20:34:44 · answer #9 · answered by bkanastoplus 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah!I liked it!
2007-01-23 20:30:04 · answer #10 · answered by ranya j 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋