A minister was completing aTemperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With even greate r emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."
2007-01-23 19:53:56 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pls pls tell me where the river is. good joke.
2007-01-23 23:45:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha 5/10
2007-01-24 03:59:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
* ha ha *.. that was good, i was guessing someone was going to make a comment about the fish being drunk, and easier to catch from all the alcohol in the river.. thanks for the laugh..
2007-01-24 04:02:15 · answer #3 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not one to show my emotions much, but I must admit that one had me laughing, good job.
2007-01-24 03:57:05 · answer #4 · answered by Lief Tanner 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it thankyou for making me laugh
2007-01-24 03:58:42 · answer #5 · answered by boo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Loki. cheers for the laf.
2007-01-24 05:13:18 · answer #6 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Good one
2007-01-24 04:12:36 · answer #7 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen
Good one
2007-01-24 04:01:00 · answer #8 · answered by toietmoi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-24 05:15:57 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one!
2007-01-24 06:28:41 · answer #10 · answered by Wildamberhoney 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋