A woman slips nxked in her bathroom does the splits & ends up
suctioned to the floor by her fxnny.
Her husband tries but can't budge her so he calls his mate who says: I'll go get a hammer, we can break the tiles and lift her."
The husband says OK
I'll lick her ear & play with her txts while your gone." Why says his mate.
The husband replies:
if i can get her wet maybe we can slide her to the kitchen where the tiles are fxcking cheaper.:
2007-01-23 19:53:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-24 06:17:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
best joke i have read in weeks chris i would like a lady with that kind of suction 10/10
2007-01-23 22:23:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep working on it. Never give up on your dream of being funny. but surely there is some way to go.
2007-01-23 21:19:20 · answer #3 · answered by violeo 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sounds like she could get a new career as a tile-lifter.
2007-01-23 19:59:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard that before, but it was pretty damn funny to me, dirty funny.. but that's the best kind if you ask me..
2007-01-23 19:58:41 · answer #5 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really funny, I have this one on my moblie. Grrrreat!!!
More!!
Tink xx
2007-01-24 03:22:11 · answer #6 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah
2007-01-24 00:00:31 · answer #7 · answered by deepee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i was dreaming i would be asleep which i should be but that is beside my point which i can't remember, am i correct?
2007-01-23 19:58:15 · answer #8 · answered by Flabbergasted 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not funny.
2007-01-23 20:39:44 · answer #9 · answered by coldblooded 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not bad heard worse
2007-01-23 20:26:52 · answer #10 · answered by Andy S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋