2007-01-23 19:41:10 · 27 answers · asked by Atlas 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That within the next few seconds he'd probably start cracking up and say "gotcha!" while the archangel Gabriel came down to record the stupidity of the moment on his camera phone so that he could circulate it to the other angels via the internet.
2007-01-23 19:52:40 · answer #1 · answered by GreySkies 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is this a trick question? Obviously if he came down from Heaven the proof of his existence would be staring us in the face and who would be silly enough to say "hey world listen to me" !
" I DON'T EXIST"! I think you need to rethink the question!
2007-01-23 19:48:46 · answer #2 · answered by Carolyn T 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'd think that's stupid. How can we hear him, see him and then he tells us that he doesn't exist? It doesn't make any sense. It's like you telling someone you don't exist, do you really think that they will listen to you? Yes they will listen to you but they will laugh afterwards.
2007-01-23 20:53:50 · answer #3 · answered by sweetdivine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would piss on that thing who came from Heaven
2007-01-24 04:24:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Father God was making an oxy-moronic statement.
2007-01-23 19:52:21 · answer #5 · answered by martha d 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God has a lot of self doubt issues.
2007-01-23 19:50:52 · answer #6 · answered by Beavis Christ AM 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Κρῆτες ἀεί ψεύσται, "Cretans, always liars"
-- Epimenides of Knossos, Crete
2007-01-23 19:48:04 · answer #7 · answered by novangelis 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would instantly recognize him as Satan and take the correct path to God.
2007-01-23 19:58:20 · answer #8 · answered by Darktania 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It'd be a nice demonstration of divine humour.
2007-01-23 19:45:50 · answer #9 · answered by Invisible_Flags 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I'd question my sanity and his agenda\motivations. I would check to see if I had been eating rye bread at all and whether it had ergot in it.
2007-01-23 19:47:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋