I go to Subway and get jalopeno peppers on my eats, and the next time I take a crap my a$$ feels like it's on fire. What should I do?
2007-01-23 19:19:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
Lift the seat and sit in the water while you take a dump. Plus, if you do this, you won't have to wipe.
2007-01-23 19:23:07 · answer #1 · answered by Sam I Am 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well obviously you have a learning disability here. Poor dear. You're supposed to put the sandwich in your MOUTH, not the other end. Try it that way the next time and you won't feel the burn.... :)
2007-01-24 03:29:01 · answer #2 · answered by aquiellez 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Have an ice cream cone afterwards. Then, when the ring of fire starts, yell "Come on, Ice Cream!!"
2007-01-24 03:28:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Enjoy the burn!! understand the process because between you mouth and your dong hole is the part that puts the ying in your yang: forget Viagra. Try it.
2007-01-24 03:25:15 · answer #4 · answered by Blizzue Inda IGLOO 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
inbetween your poops squeeze your butthole tight. then when your done wiping smear some aloe vera on that $hit. if you can't take the burn ask them hold the jalepenos next time.
2007-01-24 03:32:09 · answer #5 · answered by portuguese_tease 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Walk in, place your order then tell them nevermind, you'll take care of this yourself. Go behind the counter and make your own sandwich. If they tell you that you can't do that, tell them to bite you.
2007-01-24 03:28:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
stop eating themm then your a*s wont be on fire u dont continue eat something if its bad for you ok
2007-01-24 11:25:15 · answer #7 · answered by sugargirl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
stop eating jalapenos
2007-01-24 03:26:47 · answer #8 · answered by dawn 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋