I have been much pleased with those faithful who have praised my name and followed in the wake of my love and kindness. But the time has come to extend the hand of salvation to those who still do not eat their pasta in rememberance of me. To those I say, my love is great and so is my mercy; repent, and thou shalt be welcomed unto me.
Peace be with you as this is my last visit for a time. I go to my homeland of Kansas to visit and otherwise hob-nob with my fellow Gods about your future life with me in my kingdom. RAmen, my dear, dear friends.
2007-01-23 18:25:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Manacotti is praised at the table of the pasta people.
All hail to the vermicelli, which lays so softly on the tongues of the followers of dough and lard!
May the word of the Ramen be spread among all the plates throughout the kingdom of King Oregano and Queen Sweet Basil.
And may the unappreciative and unholy Raveoli eaters be plagued with tomatoe paste stains on their faces for LIFE!
May those who bring milk to the table be honored, for their's is the blessing of no indegestion!
And may the angel hair pasta keep watch over all our deeds, and report our good works and eatings to the god of Itanlian cuizine!!!
May Ramen Be Praised!
2007-01-23 18:35:20 · answer #1 · answered by Jewel 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
RAmen
Yaaaaargh
2007-01-24 02:40:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
RAmen.
2007-01-24 02:34:47 · answer #3 · answered by answer faerie, V.T., A. M. 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You better hope and pray I do not catch your @ss! I have a jar of prego and a case of parmesan! I'll be lyin in wait!
2007-01-24 02:37:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
U Da Man!
2007-01-24 02:34:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I get heartburn when I eat spaghetti.
I am lactose intolerant, too.
2007-01-24 02:34:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I eat spaghetti. I guess I'm on my way to spaghetti hell
2007-01-24 02:40:30 · answer #7 · answered by Ana 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
U didnt need that question mark, my Lord!
2007-01-24 02:29:00 · answer #8 · answered by Purplish 3 · 7⤊ 0⤋
did they exorsise your old account?
RAmen
2007-01-24 02:33:47 · answer #9 · answered by Pisces 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
O thanks for your blessings I am sure they will retern to you have a great holiday.
2007-01-24 02:36:38 · answer #10 · answered by Mim 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋