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Vaporware. They've been saying it's "on the way" for centuries now. This has been like the longest closed beta ever.

2007-01-23 18:18:39 · answer #1 · answered by Lee Harvey Wallbanger 4 · 1 2

God only will release Jesus version 1.0! When that happens.. We are coming to the judgment day!!

2007-01-24 02:12:14 · answer #2 · answered by Maya 1 · 0 2

Don't turn around. As God and the"Christ" are following you around. Also don't look inside of your self as you may find your Soul which is a spark of the Creator made before the creation of the physical world.

2007-01-24 02:22:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Some believe he is the savior and will be back but not the second version, the original version. Therefore, I am afraid no 2nd version will be available??

2007-01-24 02:21:58 · answer #4 · answered by Media 2 · 0 1

As soon as he gets all of the kinks worked out of Jesus 1.0 beta. It's full of bugs. ;)

2007-01-24 03:33:03 · answer #5 · answered by gelfling 7 · 0 0

I've told you people time and time again that when the Star Riders of Planet Kolob arrive, then will come the time to rebuild Jesus.

They can make him better.

They have the technology.

2007-01-24 02:13:32 · answer #6 · answered by The Man Comes Around 5 · 2 2

But... Jesus 2.0 is already among us!

http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile?show=b7e75e33c5c90bbd7a2f6a8553fc834faa

2007-01-24 02:11:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

Since God is already perfect, no version changes are necessary.

2007-01-24 02:15:38 · answer #8 · answered by Living In Korea 7 · 1 3

The real question is whether there is a God.

2007-01-24 02:20:22 · answer #9 · answered by Frank 6 · 1 1

What is 2.0? Or is this another useless question with no correct answer?

2007-01-24 02:13:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 4

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