This teenage girl wanted to see Santa so she stayed up on Christmas Eve.
At about 12:00 a.m. Santa came down her chimney and she said to him in a little voice "Santa will you stay with me?"
And Santa said" HO HO HO gotta go, gotta go, gotta give other children presents you know!"
So she took off her robe and she said "Santa will you stay with me now?”
And he said "HO HO HO gotta go gotta go gotta give other children presents you know!"
So she took off her bra and said "Santa will you stay with me now?"
And he said again "HO HO HO gotta go, gotta go, gotta give other children presents you know!"
So she took off her panties & was completely naked & said in a sexy voice "Santa will you stay with me now?"
Santa said "Hey, hey, hey gotta stay, gotta stay can't go up the chimney with my pecker this way!"
2007-01-23 16:47:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL... CUTE
2007-01-23 16:50:47 · answer #1 · answered by Disturbed in the mind 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One
2007-01-24 01:01:39 · answer #2 · answered by Capri 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 8/10!
2007-01-24 01:38:10 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
humorous, if not slightly out of season
2007-01-24 00:55:39 · answer #4 · answered by daughters_a_wookie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was average
2007-01-24 00:52:48 · answer #5 · answered by mrsrhowell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good
2007-01-24 00:54:48 · answer #6 · answered by BigJake418 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-24 00:52:00 · answer #7 · answered by Wat Da Hell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!0/10!!!!!! i can do better that that
2007-01-24 02:00:11 · answer #8 · answered by Dowon Q 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋