Hispanic man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only Hispanic man there. As he sat down,he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The Hispanic man turned around and stood up.
He then said:
"listen Pendejo....when i was born,i was BROWN,"
"When i grew up,i was BROWN,"
"When i'm sick, i'm BROWN,"
"When i go in the sun,i'm BROWN,"
"When I'm cold,i'm BROWN,"
"When i die, i'll be BROWN."
But you pendejo...."
"When you're born,you're pink,"
"When you grow up, you're white,"
"When you're sick,you're green,"
"When you go in the sun,you turn red,"
"When you're cold,you turn blue,"
"And when you die,you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
"Chinga tu madre,puto!!
2007-01-23 16:23:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i love it! never actually heard that one before
2007-01-27 14:02:09 · answer #1 · answered by wasn't going 2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is very funny indeed! How do you like this one?
Q - What is the difference between a colored man and doggy pooh?
A - When doggy pooh gets old, it turns white.
lol hefe, gd 1
2007-01-24 00:41:07 · answer #2 · answered by acesfourpal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. 8/10.
2007-01-24 01:06:34 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololololol thats funny
2007-01-24 08:24:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....
that was hilarious!!!! 9/10
2007-01-24 00:31:58 · answer #5 · answered by bubbles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one carnal !!
2007-01-24 01:07:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4...but it's still good.
2007-01-24 00:37:13 · answer #7 · answered by Vicky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny as hell! =)
2007-01-24 00:37:15 · answer #8 · answered by xrandomnessx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-24 00:56:53 · answer #9 · answered by daughters_a_wookie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
apurate vendeho!(joking) ...:-)
2007-01-24 00:35:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋