Would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
2007-01-23 16:19:49 · 9 answers · asked by jazzieloveday 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A woodchuck would chuck all it could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
But now, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris??
hehe
2007-01-23 16:37:20 · update #1
200,000 chucks per day. XD
2007-01-23 16:28:53 · answer #1 · answered by xrandomnessx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. YAY
2007-01-24 01:57:23 · answer #2 · answered by Dowon Q 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
I slit the sheets the sheets I slit and on the slitted sheets I sit.
A skunk stood on a stump the skunk stunk so the stump stunk too.
I love 'em
2007-01-24 00:56:03 · answer #3 · answered by acesfourpal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck could not Chuck Norris. Even if a woodchuck tried, Chuck Norris would chuck into extinction woods, chucks, woodchucks, wood chunks, chunky peanut butter, lumberjacks, Paul Bunyun, and even his blue ox, Babe......who were actually real at one time.....at least until Chuck Norris killed them.
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2007-01-24 00:58:57 · answer #4 · answered by All who wonder are not lost 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alot, if the woodchuck could chuck wood.
2007-01-24 00:32:46 · answer #5 · answered by Tammers 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
27
2007-01-24 02:06:30 · answer #6 · answered by livvie locke vampire princess 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could if a would chuck could chuck wood and i guess it you can apply this to chuck noris too
2007-01-24 00:53:59 · answer #7 · answered by duckfluff06 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was younger I knew this guy that thought it was hilarious to say "How many f*cks could a slutf*ck f*ck if a slutf*ck could f*ck wood. and then he's laugh this high pitched weaselly laugh. It still annoys me when I think about it!
2007-01-24 00:36:08 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ BuffaloGirl ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 jamaicans
2007-01-24 02:01:09 · answer #9 · answered by agent99 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋