An Outsider in a small Texas town around Christmas time, saw a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. But one small feature was all wrong: the three wise men were wearing fireman's helmets.
Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, he left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, he asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets.
She exploded into a rage, yelling, "You darn Yankees never read your Bibles!" The Outsider assured her that he did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.
She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and riffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in the guys face she said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar.'"
2007-01-23 15:50:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, but some Texans will probably get mad at you.
2007-01-23 15:53:09 · answer #1 · answered by boxersgirlbunny 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It took me a second, but once I got it..it was funny!! 10 out of 10
2007-01-23 16:07:59 · answer #2 · answered by Kaylin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH, they came from a FIRE! That's really funny! It took me a minute, though. I don't think Texans would be offended. Although, I'm in Australia, and I don't know any Texans.
2007-01-23 16:02:00 · answer #3 · answered by ☺Catriona♥S☺ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! Sounds like some of the rednecks we have around here (N. Georgia mtns.!).
2007-01-23 15:54:07 · answer #4 · answered by Tiki™ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he heeeeeee whoopeeee 9/10
2007-01-23 16:42:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny...10/10
2007-01-23 16:21:36 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not laugh out loud funny, but ok.
2007-01-23 16:37:31 · answer #7 · answered by Mummabear 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whew! That one is a real stinker. I give it a nine
2007-01-23 16:37:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats awesome....I love it
2007-01-23 17:18:05 · answer #9 · answered by jls91380 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was ok
2007-01-23 16:59:16 · answer #10 · answered by mrsrhowell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋