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May my glory and power bless your lives as you strive to worship my with your heart!

2007-01-23 15:33:34 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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GREAT AND MIGHTY ONE!!! I just a humble yahoo answers addict, ask for your wisdom in enlightening the born again faith mongers. They keep questioning as to why we preach of your ways and I reply by handing them bottles of RAGU... Yet, they wont listen.. Please give me the strength to go on..

2007-01-23 15:40:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Thank you!

As a resident of Kansas, your blessing means a great deal to me.

2007-01-23 23:45:46 · answer #2 · answered by sudonym x 6 · 1 0

Thank you so much, Oh Noodleship, (sauce be upon you). You provide all and keep your universe moist with the aroma of freshly cut cheese. May you be pleased with my obedience to you and bless me with your warmest meatballs.

Raman.

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POST SCRIPT to danielpau...: Ha ha ha .... His noodliness brings only joy to the hearts of his true believers and showers lemon bitterness upon all the effing Bible worshipers (piss be upon them.) We laugh last and loudest after all.

2007-01-23 23:45:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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2007-01-23 23:37:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

OMG, it is Him. Oh Holy and Mighty one are you responsible for the Resurrection of the WSIDR? I had some spaghetti just a half hour ago in honor of you.

2007-01-23 23:37:58 · answer #5 · answered by tonks_op 7 · 3 1

Are you the real Flying Spaghetti Monster?

RAmen

2007-01-23 23:38:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Praise you FSM. You shall show us the only "true" way. Show your followers the parody of organized religion.

Praise you. You have taken away the sins of the world.

2007-01-23 23:37:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

This is a blessed day! RAmen!

2007-01-23 23:48:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Thanks for the two points, your Noodleness. Are you allowed to stay up this late? Hint. Add Caesar salad on the side, it will glorify your noodly appendages.

2007-01-23 23:45:38 · answer #9 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 1 0

You better run like ****, man, the Pink Unicorn is coming for your noodly ***.

2007-01-23 23:40:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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