There is a never ending pasta buffet waiting for you if you let It into your heart.
2007-01-23 15:13:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
How dare anyone say that the FSM is not spiritual. The only unforgivable sin is blaspheming the FSM. Please be cautious.
2007-01-23 15:20:22 · update #1
I know I'm funny. Your soul depends on you accepting the FSM into your heart.
FSM Bless,
The Man from Utopia
2007-01-23 15:23:06 · update #2
Indeed He has! Why just moments ago I made myself a nice big bowl of ramen, and I could feel His Noodly Appendage blessing it! RAmen!
2007-01-23 15:18:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, he has risen my cholesterol levels and my waistline, thereby encouraging me to work out and diet. That is my testamory as to what the FSM has done for me. Praise God and pass the meatballs.
2007-01-23 15:20:16 · answer #2 · answered by tonks_op 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I've been cooking for thirty years, and have cooked pasta in many different ways, food just doesn't excite me or inspire me the way it did when I was younger.
2007-01-23 15:19:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Amen, I thank him everyday for the 2 meatballs he has given me to show the world and share with others....
2007-01-23 15:17:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am looking forward to the beer volcano and the stripper factory! The hope of that gets me thru the day. ;)
2007-01-23 15:16:28 · answer #5 · answered by kordan_barterson 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sure, he has risen my cholesterol stages and my waistline, thereby encouraging me to artwork out and weight-help plan. that's my testamory as to what the FSM has performed for me. compliment God and bypass the meatballs.
2016-12-16 12:07:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Very Funny.
2007-01-23 15:17:59 · answer #7 · answered by sonOman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes - he has revealed to my mind the fullness of his greatness and boundless love - his purpose for the world and the hope we all have that every knee with bend and every head will bow in his honor
2007-01-23 15:18:24 · answer #8 · answered by Dr. Brooke 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He is a false god. A liar god. He tempts you with pasta buffet but he does not tell you that it is only that cheap elbow maccaroni. You will have to be with him forever eating that crap. Think about that.
2007-01-23 15:17:48 · answer #9 · answered by Sammer (Jim W) 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Yes, I let him into my heart! He SAVED me!
I love you
2007-01-23 15:17:44 · answer #10 · answered by TiGeR 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋