Do you know any jokes on turkeys?
2007-01-23 14:32:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
He had the drumsticks.
2007-01-23 14:41:46 · answer #1 · answered by Ashley P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This may be a little dated but here goes;
One day O J Simpsons mother was discussing with her neighbor why it was good that O J would be home for Thanksgiving and not in jail.
The neighbor asked why this was good.
O J's mother answered because noone can carve the white meat like O J can!
2007-01-23 14:37:58 · answer #2 · answered by zoril 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get away from the crazed ***** with PMS on the other side.
2007-01-23 14:48:00 · answer #3 · answered by Gene 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the turkey cross the road?
the chicken was out sick.!
2007-01-23 14:34:41 · answer #4 · answered by Jade Loves Ya! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, i dont think there are too many.
2007-01-23 14:56:00 · answer #5 · answered by Cecilia ♡ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2007-01-23 15:42:07 · answer #6 · answered by little_razorblade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋