2007-01-23 13:55:35 · 20 answers · asked by egyptiangirl 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
Confessions Part III
by Al Yankovic
NOTE: Lyrics that are spoken (as opposed to being sung) are in ITALICS.
Lyrics:
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These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I can say
I came up with more secrets to tell you today
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me
So now I gotta give you part three of my confessions
First I told you 'bout the skank that I was cheatin' with (with)
Then I mentioned she's havin' my kid
That's not all, now I recall more, you see
So now I'll give you part three of my confessions
Now this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do
Gonna tell you everything I left out of parts one and two
Like, remember when I told you that I knew Pauley Shore, Pauley Shore
That's a lie, I don't know what I said that for
I borrowed your ChapStick from you without asking
Oh, and I tried out your nose hair trimmer too
And by the way, that "diamond" ring is cubic zirconium
I killed your goldfish accidentally, just replaced it with another one
These are my confessions
Just when (oh) I thought I said all (oh) I can say
I need to get some (yeah yeah) things off my chest right away
These are my confessions (these are my confessions)
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me
Now I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions, oh, oh
Threw up on your dog the last time I had too much to drink
There've been times I've peed in your sink
Don't know why (don't know why, no) but you and I (ah) should agree (ah)
That blongs in part three of my confessions
Baby forgive me, I'm still trying to figure out
Why I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grout
Oh, and sometimes in private, really like to dress up like Shirley Temple
And spank myself with a hockey stick (hockey stick)
My boss thinks I'ma a jerk, didn't get that raise
I haven't changed my underwear in twenty seven days
And when I'm kissing you I fantasize you're a midget
I'm so sorry Debbie - I mean Bridget
These are my confessions
Just when (oh) I thought I said all I can say
I got a few (got a few more) more secrets I'd like to convey
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind (my mind) the last two times (my mind), silly me (silly me)
Now I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions, oh, oh
Gave you buttered toast I dropped and picked up off the floor
FYI (I), it was not a cold sore (not a cold sore)
Whoops, my bad (hope you're not sore at me)
You'll be madder (ah) at me (ah) when I (even more mad, yeah, baby) finish part three of my confessions
You don't know how hard it is for me to tell you this
But you remember that shirt you got me for my birthday?
Ahh, well, I returned it for store credit
That thing was hideous; what were you thinking?
Oh, by the way, I wasn't really sick last week
I just didn't want to go to your stupid office picnic
Oh, and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of Rice Krispies?
What I meant was, there was only enough left for me, sorry
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I can say
I thought of some more things that should scare you away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me
I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
Once I blew my nose and then I wiped it on your cat (cat)
And I lied - yes, that dress makes you look fat
Anyway, I shouldn't say anymore
'Til I give you part four of my confessions
I mean, I'm just getting started here
I'm not even halfway down the list
This thing could go on for...
Hey hey, where you goin'?
Honey?
What?
Was it something I said?
Women!
Confessions Part III is the seventh (7th) song on the "Straight Outta Lynwood" album. It is a parody of "Confessions Part II" by Usher with new lyrics by "Weird Al" Yankovic
2007-01-23 16:03:34 · answer #1 · answered by ஐ♥Julian'sMommy♥ஐ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this a song you will sing or listen to around you kids or kid?
I use to ride a bus with kids ages 2-5 and they laugh when they hear. I know an old lady who swallowed a fly, I'm a acorn,Boom Boom ant it great, and the one were you eat worms. Go to download.com and put mp3 in the search and get a free one then after its downloaded put silly music in the search or 100 kids music and there should be some funny ones there. I suggest mp3 rocket I have used it and it works good for me.
2007-01-23 14:15:36 · answer #2 · answered by rosemommy2be 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depending on how well you're able to take a joke, I love listening to the South Park Christmas CD. It is definitely not for the faint-of-heart but it is hilarious. If you're able to let things roll off your back and realize that they are just meant as jokes, you will love it. The songs are hysterical. I like "Dead, Dead, Dead." (Someday we'll all be dead...) It's funny because it's meant to be a children's song but obviously no one would show it to their kids.
I also love the Cuppycake song. It's on Youtube.com. It is soooo cute! Definitely puts a smile on your face!
2007-01-23 15:45:15 · answer #3 · answered by ReeberKaseyMarcus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
song..i cant really think of anything that funny off the top of my head. bangbangbang by ashmir or something was funny when i was like 13. But if you want to laugh try going to a dane cook website or buying a dane cook soundtrack. Hes halerious
2007-01-23 14:00:22 · answer #4 · answered by blondiepoo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rampeneren! I think it's by someone named Abi or Ali or something. Someone with a three-lettered A name. But feat. Party Squad, I know that much. Rampeneren by A** feat. Party Squad. It sounds soo funny!
2016-05-24 02:46:20 · answer #5 · answered by Kelly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I truly laughed out loud when I heard "Ball of Keri Muir" by Jim Croce.
2007-01-23 14:04:21 · answer #6 · answered by john h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try Amish Paradise, by Weird Al
2007-01-23 14:20:07 · answer #7 · answered by kurticus1024 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Im a gangster by Jamie kenedy
2007-01-23 13:59:38 · answer #8 · answered by El Nino 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dear penis
i don't think i like you anymore
you used to watch me shave
all you do is stare at the floor
owh dear penis
i don't like you anymore
it used to be you and me
a paper towel and a dirty magazine
that's all we needed to get by
now it seems things has change
and i think that you're the one to blame
dear penis
i don't like you anymore
he says..
dear rodney
i dont think i like you anymore
cos when you get to drinking
you put me places i've never been before
dear rodney
i dont like you anymore
why cant we just get a grip on our
man to hand relationship
come to terms to truly how we feel
if we puts our heads together
we just stay home forever
owh dear penis
i think i like you after all
owh and rodney
while you're shaving
shave my balls
2007-01-23 14:26:42 · answer #9 · answered by CaNTFiNDmeLOVE 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Rodeo Song.. very funny however very very vulgar.
2007-01-23 14:08:49 · answer #10 · answered by RaLoh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋