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What will people in Hell do? Will ther be time for joke telling and wise cracking? or will the coal shoveling and fire stoking take to much time and energy with no breaks for water

2007-01-23 13:55:17 · 13 answers · asked by charles b 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

13 answers

Joke:
a man dies and goes to hell....satan gives him the choice of three rooms for eternity. the first room is full of fire and you would burn forever, the second in full of demons that toture you forver and in the third people stand in raw sewage up to their necks with a coffee cup over their head. after thinking about it the man chooses the third room thinking it would be better than the pain of the first two. Satan gives him a cup of coffee and pushes him in the room. five minutes later the door opens satan pushes his head in and says " coffee break is over yall sit down now"

:)

2007-01-23 14:01:15 · answer #1 · answered by Robert K 5 · 1 1

No just the howling sounds. I think that the pain of the fire will make a human actually sound like a howling wolf dog they're all the same.

Soo would you rather Praise God and hear the sounds of harps and beautiful songs and praise or the sounds of wounded dogs.

You choose.

2007-01-23 22:06:20 · answer #2 · answered by Chocolate Diva 2 · 0 0

they will be suffering and weeping and pain forever- eternal separation from God is no laughing matter- there can be no joking there. Yes, there will be singing and praising in Heaven. I CANNOT WAIT to see my Savior face to face. In Heaven there will be no more pain, no more tears. Hell is the opposite of heaven-
No God, all pain and always tears.

2007-01-24 02:06:53 · answer #3 · answered by AdoreHim 7 · 0 0

you will be all alone with demons tormenting and there will be no God that alone is the worst thing I can think of just pure evil.You need to read 23 minutes in hell and it might give you an idea

2007-01-23 23:27:45 · answer #4 · answered by Jesus Freak 5 · 0 0

you will basically live with no friends and have to work all the time your down there , there might be like a few mins off to get a water drink and you only sleep a few hours a day

2007-01-23 21:59:33 · answer #5 · answered by Jake J 2 · 0 0

Watch this video from a Christian cardiologist on CDE's - clinical death experiences and decide for yourself.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4136610474021109864&q=rawlings

2007-01-23 22:03:53 · answer #6 · answered by wefmeister 7 · 0 0

There will be no time for those in HeLL to do anything with anyone. There will be no stoking of fires or carrying of coal. THEY will be alone in the darkness with all of the torture that can be imagined as I understand it. I am sure that it will not be a place of rest or fun. I plan on not being there, Do YOU?

To become a real Christian, we are told that we must HEAR the WORD in John 6:45, Jesus said, “It is written in the prophets, And they shall all be taught by God. Therefore everyone who has heard and learned from the Father comes to Me.” We are also told so in Romans 10:17 So then faith comes by hearing, and hearing by the word of God. We are told the we must BELIEVE in Hebrews 11:6 But without faith it is impossible to please Him, for he who comes to God must believe that He is, and that He is a rewarder of those who diligently seek Him. We are also told so in Mark 16:16, Jesus said “He who believes and is baptized will be saved; but he who does not believe will be condemned.” and in John 5:24 "Most assuredly, I say to you, he who hears My word and believes in Him who sent Me has everlasting life, and shall not come into judgment, but has passed from death into life. We are told that we must REPENT (or turn from sin) in Luke 13:3 I tell you, no; but unless you repent you will all likewise perish. Also in Acts 17:30 Truly, these times of ignorance God overlooked, but now commands all men everywhere to repent. We are told to CONFESS CHRIST in Romans 10:9-10 that if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead, you will be saved. For with the heart one believes unto righteousness, and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. We are also told in 1 Timothy 6:12 Fight the good fight of faith, lay hold on eternal life, to which you were also called and have confessed the good confession in the presence of many witnesses. We are to be BAPTIZED according to Acts 2:38 Then Peter said to them, "Repent, and let every one of you be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins; and you shall receive the gift of the Holy Spirit.” and Mark 16:16 He who believes and is baptized will be saved; but he who does not believe will be condemned. We are to CONTINUE to be FAITHFUL UNTIL DEATH according to Revelation 2:10c Be faithful until death, and I will give you the crown of life. We also know that Paul wrote in Romans 14:12 each of us shall give account of himself to God. It is important that we not ignore what is written, change what is written, or add to what is written in the New Testament which is our Christian Guide. Have a great week.
Eds

2007-01-23 22:29:17 · answer #7 · answered by Eds 7 · 0 0

What I'd like to know is why do athiests lead such boring lives?

They seem to have nothing better to do than to mock Christians.

2007-01-23 21:58:59 · answer #8 · answered by The Notorious Doctor Zoom Zoom 6 · 0 1

I wanna know if I can still masturbate in Hell.What if you took the Lord's name in vain?Would you get on Satan's good side.And if one soul says,"It's like a sauna in here",I swear I will..........

2007-01-23 22:03:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh, you don't need to worry your little head about what the people in hell will be doing as there is no such place.
Peace

2007-01-23 21:59:08 · answer #10 · answered by DontPanic 7 · 0 2

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