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well the bottom of the mermaid is the TAIL of the fish but the human part is the waist up.....so like I said...how do mermaids have sex???

2007-01-23 13:41:10 · 24 answers · asked by Carissa O 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

24 answers

they can't! fish don't have sex

2007-01-27 13:33:19 · answer #1 · answered by wasn't going 2 3 · 1 0

There must be a little slit in there somewhere...anyone owning lizards would know what I mean...

Hey! Wait a minute: mermaids are a vision of female innocence and beauty! They don't have sex! They just lay eggs and the men fertilize (or other fish do)
LOL

2007-01-23 21:46:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well if they do exist.. have you seen how betta fish have sex? it's really beautiful and remarkable. go on youtube and just type in betta mating or something. what the betta fish do is:
the male will spin/ swim around the female fish
the male will tighten his body onto the females body
the male will stay in that position for a while and the female will release her eggs..
it's really extordinary.. but that is how i would somewhat imagine it to be... ha ha<33

2007-01-27 02:24:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

mermaids have sex just like your average goldfish would they swim together and the male penis comes out and goes into the female pussy and they swim around while having sex the female gets pregrant and u basically know the rest

2007-01-26 15:28:46 · answer #4 · answered by gio 1 · 0 0

i would assume the way a fish does just because all the sexual organs are in the fish part

2007-01-23 21:55:26 · answer #5 · answered by ♥♫§weetTart§amantha♫♥ 5 · 0 0

lol oh a mermaid would have oral sex since the other area is a fish part.

2007-01-23 21:46:03 · answer #6 · answered by meshaangel2004 3 · 2 2

ha ha thats funny, yeah, if mermaid do really exist then think of how do they have sex

2007-01-23 22:11:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would suppose that being part fish,(the lower part) that they lay eggs, like a fish does..
Poor things.. but they can kiss...

"Kiss me, and I will lay some eggs for you to fertilize"

2007-01-23 21:46:16 · answer #8 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 3 0

And the prize goes to Gwen W

2007-01-23 21:58:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Memaids only or mermaids and mermen?

2007-01-23 21:52:48 · answer #10 · answered by word_life_4_ever_u 2 · 0 0

the female's eggs come out of her belly button...then she puts them in the males ear. 9 months later he puke's out burger size fish they call babies!! XDD

2007-01-24 15:43:48 · answer #11 · answered by athena x15 2 · 0 0

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