People Of Yahoo Answers.... Medical stuff?

Question

Give it to me straight... no websites no fancy medically lingo, I need good answers (which I'm sure the fine people of Yahoo Answers can provide) Here it goes
1. Signs/symptoms of nutrition deficiencies
2. Signs/ symptoms of Anemia
3. What would cause stomach pain/cramping after eating in a healthy young lady?
4. A good joke!All my others were too serious

Thank you everybody!

My symptoms are tiredness, headaches,paleness, and slight shaking.

Answer 1

1. tiredness, weakness and pale, black circle under the eyes
2. about the same thing as above
3 Ulcer, gerd, intestional issues like irritable bowel, diverticulitis.

You still need to see a doctor, guessing is not the thing to do. here is a joke. hope it makes you laugh.

4. A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing; the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home.

He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress" she whispered, sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said.

Answer 2

The symptoms of nutritional deficiencies are very varied depending on what you are deficient in, it would be easier if you gave the symptoms so we can figure out what it could be.
The signs of anemia are feeling faint and weak, getting a head rush every time you stand up.
Cramps could be caused by many things, if these are your on;y symptoms you need to go to the doctor so he can examine you.
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