If there was a $650,000,000,000 check on the ground, and you had
15 seconds to get it. But here is the twist to it. There were 4 live rats, 2 boas, and 5 leeches on it. So, how would you get it??????
2007-01-23 12:55:16 · 9 answers · asked by Matthew W 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
just pick up the 2 boas and move them. The leeches will get eaten by the rat, and the rat will get eaten by the boas. Just move them over and take it.
2007-01-23 13:03:47 · answer #1 · answered by hmw95 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
12 gauge shotgun on the snakes, and just kick the rats away with my shoe, though they guy who said they would run away is right. As for the leeches, I would squish with my boot.
So lets add up the seconds
cocking shotgun: 1-2 seconds
shooting shotgun: 1 second (shell would hit both snakes)
stomping on leeches: 2-3 seconds
picking up check: 3-4 seconds
Most amount of seconds=11 seconds
I got four seconds to gloat about my new found wealth.
2007-01-23 21:07:12 · answer #2 · answered by B-B@!! P!@Y@ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the rats would scatter as i approached, the boas are only constrictors not poisonous so i'd be okay, and who cares if there are 5 leeches in me, i'm rich
2007-01-23 20:59:21 · answer #3 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
turn over a trash can, cover up the animals aslide them off the check. if the leeches were stuck to the check they can't sluck on me so i would take the check to a restaurant, pour lots of sugar on them then watch them wilt off.
2007-01-23 21:01:36 · answer #4 · answered by willa44 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
step on it till the animals suffo cate then pick up the check
2007-01-23 20:59:32 · answer #5 · answered by STAN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pull out my m 16 and clear a path!
2007-01-23 21:02:50 · answer #6 · answered by hunter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing. it's not my check.
2007-01-23 21:03:30 · answer #7 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
run and snatch it up
2007-01-23 21:07:04 · answer #8 · answered by Miss E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Would Do Wat They Said
2007-01-23 21:03:48 · answer #9 · answered by I can't help it. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋