I need a clean joke about either inheritance or fathers and sons?

Question

I need it quickly if possible thanks

Answer 1

Four men went golfing together one day; three headed to the first tee and one went into the club house to take care of the bill. The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder and he''s so successful that he gave a friend a new home - for free."

The second man said, "My son was a car salesman and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He''s so successful that he gave a friend two Cadillacs."

The third man, not wanting to be outdone bragged, "My son is a stock broker and he''s doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock portfolio."

The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?" The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay. I''m not totally thrilled about it, but he must be good. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, two cars, and a stock portfolio."



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Answer 2

Q: okay there are 3 cars, 2 sons, and 2 fathers...how do they split the 3 cars between them w/o having two people in one car?!?!

A:the 2 sons are the father and son and the 2 fatthers are the father and grandfather...if u dont get it just ask me!!!

Answer 3

Dad and Mom were celebrating their 30th anniversary. They called all of the children over to have a party. Mom cooked all day. They ate and then the men sat around watching football. When they were about to leave Dad saw that they had not brought anything for their mother. He called them all out to the garage and said. "Boys, to tell the truth, your mother and me were never married." They were stunned.
The oldest one said, "That means we are all ..."
Pop interupeted and said, "Yes and mighty cheap ones too."

Answer 4

http://www.jokeemail.com/general/general17.htm
http://www.jokes2000.com/jokes/files/joke8209.htm

Answer 5

no and there will never be any