i'm leaving jr.high this year and i wanna go out in style
2007-01-23 12:41:30 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Just keep in mind until your grades are posted and official they still have power over whether you advance or not. So Id keep it simple and nothing that will cause them to hold you back.
2007-01-23 12:45:52 · answer #1 · answered by Dovahkiin 7 · 0⤊ 5⤋
Tomorrow Is Substitute Teacher Day
If you can get into the teacher's lounge. 9 times out of 10 there is a coffee pot there. Most of the time unattended. Slip a couple of laxative tabs in there. The next day you will have a sub teaching the class!
Mystery Chicken #3
Buy three chickens from a chicken farm and label them 1, 2, and 4. Then release them on your school campus. The staff will go nuts looking for #3 which doesn't exist.
Join The Pen Club
Write Pen14 on the palm of your hand then go and tell your victim that you are a member of a cool new school gang called the Pen Club, show him you hand and that you are member #14, that is way it says Pen14 on your hand. Ask him if he would like to join and be PEN15. If he says yes, then write PEN15 (PENIS) on the palm of his hand.
A Fight Is About To Breakout
During lunchtime at school, gather up a large group of trouble makers. Then walk around campus with pissed off looks and pumping fists. Make it look like you are about to go to war and start a huge fight. Be sure to walk passed your campus security and vise principal or whoever else is monitoring the campus during lunchtime. Not only will you get other students following you guys wondering where the fight is gonna take place, but the school staff will follow and monitor the situation as well. In my high school, a group of latinos with shaved heads would do this once a month. They would end the parade at the handball courts and then bust up laughing when they got there. It was hilarious!!
2007-01-23 16:09:17 · answer #2 · answered by Tiffany 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is for Someone You REALLY Don't Like, and who has Embarrassed, Humiliated, and/or Harassed You in the Past... Don't do it to Someone Nice:
Wait until the Person is in a bathroom stall and drops their drawers. Grab a Big Wad of Toilet Paper, and put it under water until it's a messy glob of white crap. As soon as You're sure the person has begun their "business", take the glob of socking wet Toilet Paper and toss it into the stall. At this point You can yell "Bombs Away"... but that's optional. Wait for the reaction from the target (just to make sure Your aim was good), and then take off (quickly). It's Good, Clean, Wholesome Fun that You'll both get a Good Laugh about... Years from Now. Well, at least You will. :))
2007-01-23 12:54:01 · answer #3 · answered by M L 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
first the bouncy ball thing is the lamest thing ever, next this is a 2 prong attack, first bring bacon or lunch meat to school go to the library and hide it between the book and the bookcase in the books just anywhere you can stuff it cause some of them will be found so you wanna have a bunch hid all over the place, next go to a place like wal-mart that sells fishing supplies, and buy as many crickets as you can afford, then let them go in your school once again i many places, just remember the more you spread it out the more people can see, and it makes it harder to clean up.
have fun
2007-01-23 15:34:52 · answer #4 · answered by jjissodamngreat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you have any cooking classes? My friends and I for a small senior prank taped down the handle part on the sink sprayer and aimed it so it would spray whoever turned on the sink. Come to find out, though, the teacher was using our area for a presentation and she got sprayed with water in front of one of her classes. Funny thing, we didn't even get in trouble, she thought it was funny.
2007-01-23 16:30:45 · answer #5 · answered by Kaylin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1fill all the locks with some type of glue (super glue) so no one can open them 2pour oil down the stairs or somewhere tile (if u want to hurt people) 3 put laxitives in the ketchup 4 draw things all over the wall 4.5 tag everything with your mark 5 secretly get everyone to boycott the school lunch program for a day so the school looses all of the money they spent on the food
2007-01-23 12:47:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
this one's a classic: bring chocolate chip laxative cookies or brownies for an end-of-the-year class party. stretch clear saran wrap over every toilet seat in the bathrooms closest to the classroom, and then any other bathrooms if you want to go all out. make sure there is also NO TOILET PAPER in any of the stalls! this intensifies the funny factor.....now sit back and watch the fun begin!! by the way, you might need friends of both sexes to help you "decorate" the toilets.
2007-01-23 14:51:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
wanna go in reaaaaal style......grab a cow, take it to an upper floor during the night, or bout 1 . 5 hrs before class and leave it there, school people will have a big problem since cows go up, but never down.....buy about 15 animals like pigs ,hens, and number them 1 - 20 but skip number 7, and youll have staff looking for them all day long
2007-01-23 12:45:10 · answer #8 · answered by Max 2 · 2⤊ 5⤋
um, go 2 this site because it has a lot of pranks. http://rotteneggs.com
But i would say 2 get a universal remote and play around w/the tv.
2007-01-23 12:46:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Dig up a corpse from the cemetary and leave peices of it spread around in various class rooms
Plant heroin syringes in you principles desk and call the cops on him
whack of in the in schools ranch dressing.....that's been done already.
Take pictures of you wang and post them around the school
2007-01-23 12:51:00 · answer #10 · answered by Taco Pete 2 · 4⤊ 3⤋