Drugs & Circular Logic
Two men are in court on drug charges. The judge says, “If, over the weekend, you can persuade enough people to give up drugs, I’ll let you two off.”
Back in court on Monday, the judge asks for their results.
“I persuaded 10 people to give up drugs forever,” the first man says.
“That’s great,” the judge replies. “What did you tell them?”
“I drew two circles; one big, one small. I told them the big circle was their brain before drugs, and the little circle was their brain after drugs.”
The other defendant says, “I got 100 people to give up drugs!”
“One hundred! How?” asks the judge.
“Well, I drew the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and said, ‘This is your asshole before prison...’”
2007-01-23 12:37:02 · 11 answers · asked by hunter 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
true, great joke
2007-01-23 12:42:06 · answer #1 · answered by owned by a siberian husky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-23 21:21:45 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sad joke - funny though!
2007-01-23 20:43:22 · answer #3 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very true and very funny! LOL
2007-01-23 20:53:38 · answer #4 · answered by Linda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-01-23 20:46:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont like, too sad
2007-01-23 21:13:03 · answer #6 · answered by bassooncrazy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaa
2007-01-23 20:55:33 · answer #7 · answered by Guitr Playrrr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From what I hear, HOW TRUE--HOW TRUE
2007-01-23 20:43:22 · answer #8 · answered by badbill1941 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-23 20:58:47 · answer #9 · answered by STAN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-23 20:48:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋