2007-01-23 12:34:36 · 31 answers · asked by maisyn3m ♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You want to go out and buy Paris Hilton's CD.....I would go to detox over that!!!
2007-01-23 12:37:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If a party runs out of booze, you sock the host and drink his nosebleed.
Interventions have become so frequent that you just leave the folding chairs set up in your living room.
The arresting officer tells you that you have the right to remain silent and you waive that right so you can finish singing Enter Sandman.
You know how to say "Where are my pants?" in seven languages
2007-01-23 20:42:23 · answer #2 · answered by Crash 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your driving through Jack in the Box at 3:30 in the morning with the munchies." I'll have 20 tacos Please!!! hopefully someone is the designated driver.
2007-01-23 20:38:06 · answer #3 · answered by n2tapas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...you slur, "Let's go dry hump with a potato while Michael Jackson watches, baaaaaabbbyyyy!"
to that 60 yr. old guy with a pot belly that was watching you the entire time you were here.
And you DEFINITELY know the world is ending when the the guy replies, "Yes!"
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That would be SO funny if that actually happened! LMAO
2007-01-23 20:44:17 · answer #4 · answered by Linda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You hold onto the floor, thinking that will make the room stop spinning
2007-01-23 20:37:17 · answer #5 · answered by from HJ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the fat ugly chick at your school looks pretty, and the hot blonde at your school looks like heaven, and the nasty boy that picks his nose and eats his boogers who sits next to you looks more appealing then a female beauty god
2007-01-23 20:50:54 · answer #6 · answered by B-B@!! P!@Y@ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your in school and go take a crap and see a golden toilet
next day teacher says OK who was the wise ass who crapped in the tuba
2007-01-23 21:11:01 · answer #7 · answered by hackstudio 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you take home a woman old enough to be your grand mother and find her in your bed next morning
2007-01-24 03:14:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know you're drunk when you realize you just voted for Bush.
2007-01-23 20:38:09 · answer #9 · answered by satnlafsasurot@sbcglobal.net 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
the drinks start puuring an my werdz strt slurng
2007-01-23 20:39:25 · answer #10 · answered by Guitr Playrrr 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋