2007-01-23 12:26:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
My Persian cat is smarter than Bush.
2007-01-23 12:30:20 · answer #1 · answered by link955 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that even Anoia or Topaxi are smarter than Bush. ***
Anoia
The minor goddess of Things That Stick in Drawers, Anoia is praised by rattling a drawer and crying "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it? Who bought this? Do we ever use it?" She also eats corkscrews and is responsible for Things Down The Backs of Sofas. She is considering moving into stuck zippers.
Topaxi
A spirit known to the shamans of Skund Forest as Topaxci; the God of the Red Mushroom. Elsewhere he is known as Topaxi; the God of Certain Mushrooms, Great Ideas that you Forgot to Write Down and Will Never Remember Again, and of People who Tell Other People that 'Dog' is 'God' Spelt Backwards and Think that this is in Some Way Revelatory.
*** From Terry Pratchett's Discworld books
2007-01-23 20:57:19 · answer #2 · answered by Praise Singer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A head of lettuce is smarter than Bush.
2007-01-23 20:34:41 · answer #3 · answered by Huddy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My toe is smarter than Bush. God is smarter than my toe. It's a simple math equation.
2007-01-23 20:31:28 · answer #4 · answered by Jay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the ecosystem growing on the dishes I forgot to do yesterday is smarter than Bush.
2007-01-23 20:39:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God is unbelievably more smarter than Bush. Ha's smarter than you me and your next door neighbors who are probably rednecks, with a dog that poops in your yard. (don't worry, I got the same problem!)
2007-01-23 20:32:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your average goldfish is smarter than Bush.
2007-01-23 20:30:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God created Bush as well as the world he lives in.
2007-01-23 20:39:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I think Bush is way smarter than God.... (What kind of question is this?!?! Why would someone even waste time asking this question?) (Why am I wasting my time answering this question?!?!?! Oh yeah, thats right, points...)
2007-01-23 20:30:47 · answer #9 · answered by Tripper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suspect most houseplants are smarter than Bush.
2007-01-23 20:41:51 · answer #10 · answered by Beavis Christ AM 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋