this bloke goes into a bar and asks for a triple scotch.
The barman gives it to him and he gulps in down in one swoop.
'Hey buddy, you must be having it rough. Whats up with you?' says the barman
'Well, I got home early from work last night and found my wife and my best friend in bed with each other!'
'Thats terrible pal, the next drink is on the house.'
So the bartender gives him another tripple scotch and again he gulps it down.
'If you don't mind me asking, what did you say to your wife?'
'I told her I've had enough and I want a divorce!'
'Good for you! You said the right thing.
So what did you say to your best friend?
'Well, I walked up to him, looked him straight in the eyes and said...
...BAD DOG!"
2007-01-23 12:25:03 · 15 answers · asked by Ian G 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Give the dog a bone !
2007-01-23 12:28:42 · answer #1 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.....Here is my 'mans best friend?' story:
A man who had been dating his girlfriend for quite a while, was finally invited to go to her house and meet her parents. On his way to the meeting, the man realised that he was suffering really bad with chronic wind. On his arrival, he was ushered into the lounge and introduced to the girls mother, who was sat on the sofa. Then he was offered a seat next to her father who was sat in a chair whereby the family dog, Bruno, was sat close by to him. Only minutes into the meeting, the man felt his stomach rumble, and realised that he was going to fart. The inevitable happened and he let out a really loud and smelly one. He was feeling mortified, when the father shouted: "Bruno! Get away from that man!" The man was relieved and carried on with the evening. A while later, the man felt the familiar rumbling in his stomach, and out came another loud and smelly one. Once again, the father yelled: "Bruno! Get away from that man!" And once again, the man felt a comfort in his reprieve. After about an hour, the man felt the all too familiar pain in his gut that was to present the loudest and smelliest fart imaginable! By this time, the father had lost his patience, whereby he shouted: "Bruno! Get away from that man before he Sh*ts all over you! :o)
2007-01-23 16:49:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great start to the day, thank you 10 / 10
2007-01-23 18:19:38 · answer #3 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The end was rather predictable, but you told the joke very well, and it did make me smile.
2007-01-23 12:35:21 · answer #4 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one...lol
2007-01-23 12:32:22 · answer #5 · answered by Mr (FnC).. Frogncat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-23 17:08:57 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke and a interesting end ha ha
2007-01-23 22:47:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe lol funny
2007-01-23 20:35:22 · answer #8 · answered by tootytoon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
... after that, I need another doggone drink!
2007-01-23 12:31:39 · answer #9 · answered by phoenix2frequent 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
euwww
2007-01-23 19:08:19 · answer #10 · answered by deepee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋