At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth."
His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth."
The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door.
The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."
The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your real father a big hug."
2007-01-23 11:54:39 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Crap! I was the mailman !
2007-01-23 11:58:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one honest mailman to claim responsibility or one stupid mailman who believed in what the woman told him: "Little Johnny is yours!"
2007-01-23 12:44:48 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! The mailman is the boy's REAL father!
2007-01-23 11:59:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
w o w ! that's a goody. . yey !
I wonder if a Big fat woman comes,
as the boy is coming from school,
that would be the biggest truth..
sorry for the fatties. .
2007-01-23 12:33:40 · answer #4 · answered by JUSS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eheheheheeh!
2007-01-23 12:18:07 · answer #5 · answered by T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-23 12:10:19 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha what are the chances that thats their mailman
2007-01-23 12:04:35 · answer #7 · answered by !!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2007-01-23 11:57:45 · answer #8 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard It and still doesent get old
2007-01-23 11:57:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lost it's shock value cause I read it before. :)
2007-01-23 12:12:07 · answer #10 · answered by as_myself 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋