And look at me now, I’m President! I can’t believe the people actually elected me!”
“They didn’t,” I said under my breath, disguising it with a cough.
“Excuse me?”
“Oh, nothing. Now tell me about yourself. What kind of person are you?”
“Well, I think I am flexible and open minded, always willing to try new things and admit my mistakes. Hey, did you catch my State of the Union Address last night? I was on television! Boy do I hate that high definitiion! I don’t really look that bad, do I? ”
“Haven’t aged a bit.”
“Oh! That’s my beeper. Must be important because they only contact me when they really need me, which isn’t often. Usually I just let Cheney do the work. Great guy by the way. You know, being president is harder than I thought.” he said as he skipped out of the Oval Office, bumping into the door on his way out. “Oops. Wrong door!” he remarked while giggling. “You’d be surprised how much that happens.”
2007-01-23 11:50:37 · 18 answers · asked by me myslef 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He he he tooo cute
2007-01-23 11:53:06 · answer #1 · answered by bluebettalady 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes but be careful about what u say because some people could take that the wrong way even though i thought that was pretty good
2007-01-23 11:56:08 · answer #2 · answered by Person 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Silly but cute. 8/10!
2007-01-23 12:29:47 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe to 11 year olds.
2007-01-23 11:59:02 · answer #4 · answered by Tai M 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha....It reminds me of the movie 'Man of the Year' Robbie Williams.
2007-01-23 11:54:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That fact that the president is a dumbass is no laughing matter... instead of laughing at him, why don't you tutor him or something? He definitely needs it.
2016-05-24 02:23:44 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How incredibly cliche is it to make fun of the president? So you don't like him, oh well, get over it!
2007-01-23 11:54:54 · answer #7 · answered by Heather 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nope - not really funny. Silly and redundant.
2007-01-23 11:59:33 · answer #8 · answered by as_myself 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you turn on your TV tonight, he'll probably say something similar.
2007-01-23 11:54:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
AHAHAHAHAHA I love that last tidbit with the "Oops. Wrong door!" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OH my golly.
2007-01-23 12:21:01 · answer #10 · answered by T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋