A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Hand Job: $10.00
He checks his wallet for the necessary payment, then he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires, with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"Yep, I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
Replies the man, "Well, then, wash your hands because I want a cheese sandwich"
2007-01-23 11:45:03 · 8 answers · asked by TNL 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha! good one. Where'd you get that? It's like a sex joke only... not.
2007-01-23 11:52:00 · answer #1 · answered by chemicalbond 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha! wash your hands cuz i'm freakin starving! lol.
I LOVE IT!
2007-01-23 19:53:17 · answer #2 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it, but I like it.
2007-01-23 19:53:59 · answer #3 · answered by sarahmuffin4 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2007-01-23 20:20:27 · answer #4 · answered by naughty_5000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a crude joke.
2007-01-23 20:40:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha that was ok.
2007-01-23 19:55:09 · answer #6 · answered by mrsrhowell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! good one :)
2007-01-23 19:57:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2007-01-23 20:37:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋