His coworkers asked him "WHAT HAPPENED?" He said "I got on the elevator and then it stopped on the second floor. I moved to the back as a big fat lady stepped in. When the doors closed I looked down and noticed that her dress had gotten stuck in her b*tt crack. I figured that was uncomfortable so I reached down and pulled her dress out of her crack for her. She spun around and punched me in my right eye."
The coworker said, "Wow. But how did you get TWO black eyes?"
The man answered, "Well, the way she acted I figured she wanted it back in there!"
2007-01-23 11:39:07 · 17 answers · asked by yagman 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'll you two thumbs up! Even though the guy only gave her one.
2007-01-23 11:48:15 · answer #1 · answered by Commander 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He was too short to reach the above the 15th floor button in the elevator.
2016-05-24 02:20:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-01-23 11:42:04 · answer #3 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-01-23 12:06:06 · answer #4 · answered by Tumbleweed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this one before and it always gets a laugh from me. Thumbs up for you kiddo....Good one..
2007-01-23 12:41:40 · answer #5 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Ha!! That was a good one!
2007-01-23 11:50:50 · answer #6 · answered by ~*~*Neesha~*~* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-01-23 11:41:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkaaaaaaaaay. That was kind of humorous........in a crude way.
2007-01-23 11:51:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha thats pretty funny
2007-01-23 11:46:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I liked that one.
2007-01-23 12:43:15 · answer #10 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋