One evening a man looks out of his window and sees that burglars are in the garage. He rings the police, but they tell him they don't have a car in his area. The man hangs up, counts to 30 and rings the police again. "Hello," he says, "I rang a few seconds ago about the burglars in my garage...well, you don't have to worry now - I've shot them all!"
Within five minutes there are half a dozen police cars outside his house, and they catch the burglars red-handed. One of the policemen approaches the man and says, "I thought you said you'd shot them!"
The man replies, "And I thought you said there was no one available!"
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Little Johnny comes running home from school and tells his mother he's been given a part in the school play. "That's wonderful," says his mother. "Who are you playing?"
Little Johnny replies, "I'm playing the husband!"
The mother scowls and says. "Go back and tell your teacher you want a speaking part."
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2007-01-23 11:16:54 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-23 19:31:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two for the price of one.Funny jokes fidgety.
A burglar broke into a house and started to search for valuables.As he did so,he passed a budgie in a cage and the bird said:"I can see you and so can Jesus."The burglar paid no attention and continued ramsacking the room.Again the budgie called out:"I can see you and so can Jesus." The burglar still ignored the budgie but the bird repeated:"I can see you and so can Jesus."
The burglar decided to show that he wasn't intimidated by the bird."What are you going to do about it?" he snarled."You're only a budgie."
"Maybe," replied the budgie,"but Jesus is a rottweiller."
2007-01-23 23:21:26 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 outta 10
2007-01-23 11:27:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
two first class jokes fingers good laugh first thing in the morning 20/20
2007-01-23 19:53:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-23 11:30:39 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Those are really funny!! Thanks for that. My mom is in the hospital with my newborn baby brother who is getting a little better, and a littel worse at the same time. I needed something to laugh at...Thanks.
2007-01-23 11:22:11 · answer #6 · answered by ~I love my baby brother~ 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
im noticing the majority of amused answerers are females hmmm....well if you really want to hear a funny joke i got one for you......womens rights
2007-01-23 12:03:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
totaly true (experience) just looked at the seconnd one(funny but some men do talk) 8s
2007-01-23 11:23:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahaha, the second one made me laugh out loud!!
:-)
2007-01-23 12:14:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The kangaroo hmm hmm with the man! Or either the kangaroo jumps around everywhere!
2016-05-24 02:15:25 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋