2 guys wana go drinking, but have no money. so 1 of them comes up with a brilliant idea. and says 2 the other guy. "I know what we can do, we'll get a sausage an take it with us 2 the bar, order our drinks and when its time to pay up, ill put the sausage in between my legs, and u can suck on it and i'll bet they'll kick us out without paying" so then the other agrees and they set of 2 the bars. they get to the 1st bar and order theyre drinks, and when the bar tender askes 4 the money, the 2nd guy bends down and starts sucking on the sausage. outraged the bar tender yells out "get the hell out of my bar" and tosses them out. so then the 2 guys keep doing this all night from bar 2 bar. finally the guys are trashed and ready 2 call it a night after the last bar. so the 2nd guy turns over and tells the 1st guy. " hey man im kinda hungry, let me get that sausage from u" and the 1st guy looks at him and says " oh, sorry budy........i lost the sausage after the aftert the 3rd bar"
2007-01-23 10:48:40 · 13 answers · asked by scott d 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
makes me not want to drink
2007-01-23 10:57:25 · answer #1 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but the first mention of sausage and the punch like was on the telegraph wires. I.E. saw it coming from last Wednesday.
2007-01-23 10:56:03 · answer #2 · answered by gimpalomg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hihi good one ! i wasnt around in the 60s and this is the first time i heard it. what should i use instead of a sausage if its 2 girls?
2007-01-23 10:57:08 · answer #3 · answered by Lara^mt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-16 00:21:22 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke is so old, I told it in the 1960's!
2007-01-23 10:52:14 · answer #5 · answered by vgordon_90 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. They sound like the rednecks that live in my town.
2007-01-23 10:59:09 · answer #6 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh funny
2007-01-23 11:19:13 · answer #7 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwww
but funny
2007-01-27 03:35:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one lol
2007-01-23 11:18:02 · answer #9 · answered by spuds36 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh cute....gross but cute
2007-01-23 10:58:35 · answer #10 · answered by graciegirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋