What is the joke that goes something like..?

Question

it goes something like this, does anyone know the whole joke?
some guy likes this lady but she has a daughter and she says you can only date me if you look after my daughter tonight and then the guy says he will and hes in the shower and the girl asks if she can come in and the guys like no way and she says, i'll tell mummy and so he says ok then she asks about his u no what and he gives it a name, and then hes in bed and the girl does the same thing and sks if she can come in or she'll tell mummy and then she ask about his you no what again and yeah.. then i forgot the rest, does anyone know it?

Answer 1

don't know if its the same one ? he called it a nest bird and eggs but here how it goes the little girl got in bed with him and he fell asleep then all of a sudden he starts screaming and ask the little girl why she did that the little girl replied i was playing with the bird and it spit at me so i got mad and smashed his eggs

Answer 2

Is this the same one in which the guys name is Johnny F Faster?

I heard it as the neighbor boy that comes over to watch the girl.
The punch line is something like...
-Johnny's mother comes to pick him up and calls him by name from the bottom of the stairs... Johnny F***er Faster...

Either way... I think there is something off with this 'joke'. But I do remember it being readily told on the playground...

Answer 3

There's one similar to that but it's with little Johnny and his dad's the principal of Johnny's school and yeah... it's to long.
But, there's this one that I find so funny:
Okay, so this lil girl, let's call her Jamie, and she's, like 8 or 9 yrs old, she's taking a shower with her mom and she sees her mom's... yeah. "Mommy what's that?" Jamie says pointing to her moms area below.
"Oh, that's my garden, honey, " her mom says.
The next day, Jamie is taking a shower with her dad.
"Daddy what's that?" Jamie says pointing to her dads...
"Oh, that's my snake," answers her dad.
Then, that night Jamie couldn't sleep cuz she heard some weird noise. So, she goes in her parents' bedroom to sleep with her mom cuz she was scared.
[Jamie gasps] "Mommy, daddy's snake is in your garden!!"

OMG! I find that ha-larious!!!!!

Answer 4

Oh Wow!-It's been years since I've heard that one! Sorry, I know what you're talking about but I don't remember it! It'll be a good memory though when someone does know it!