The alcoholic, the chain smoker and the homosexual:
Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options.
One was an Alcoholic, one was a Chain-Smoker, and one was a Homosexual.
Addressing all three of them, the doctor said, "If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die."
The three men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would NEVER EVER AGAIN indulge himself in his vice.
While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar.
The Alcoholic, hearing the loud music and smelling the ale, could not stop himself.
His buddies accompanied him into the bar where he had a shot of whiskey.
No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead.
His two companions, somewhat shaken, left the bar, realizing how seriously they must take the doctor's words.
As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still burning.
The Homosexual looked at the Chain-Smoker and said, "You know if you bend over to pick that up, we're both dead."
2007-01-23 10:33:59 · 27 answers · asked by Dr.DRE 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I had to run and tell this one to my husband!
2007-01-23 10:39:07 · answer #1 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha nice. Great Joke. Got anymore 2 share with the rest of us?
2007-01-23 18:37:08 · answer #2 · answered by kebo0000088 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what an inaccurate portrayal of homosexuals. it's not like all they think about is sex. Again, why is this considered acceptable? Why not replace the people with the "coupon-using Jew", "chicken eating black person" and the "overweight Mexican woman who can't stop eating fast food".... I mean, there is a point where these jokes cross a line. Obviously, you have no empathy for those who must live in fear for their lives because of how different they are.
2007-01-23 18:39:14 · answer #3 · answered by Modus Operandi 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Haha ha hehehehee! Thats a googd one!
2007-01-23 18:37:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A funny joke.
2007-01-23 19:03:31 · answer #5 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Weird question...but funny joke
2007-01-23 18:38:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out 10 good joke.
2007-01-23 19:13:51 · answer #7 · answered by mrsrhowell 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You got a chuckle out of me!
Funny!
2007-01-27 11:33:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO keep em coming
2007-01-23 23:46:39 · answer #9 · answered by harmony 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
even though it wasnt a question that was pretty funny.
2007-01-23 18:37:31 · answer #10 · answered by bigizz75 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋