A redneck joke?

Question

A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road when something goes wrong with the car and it breaks down. Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse. She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him, "Oh, it's Sunday night and my car broke down! I don't know what to do! Can I stay here for the night until tomorrow when I can get some help?

"Well," drawls the farmer, "you can stay here, but I don't want you messin' with my sons Jed and Luke." "Okay," she says.
After they have gone to bed for the night the woman begins to think about the two boys, quietly goes into their room and says, "Boys, how would you like for me to teach you the ways of the world?"

They say, "Huh?" She says, "The only thing is, I don't want to get pregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers." She puts them on the boys, and the three of them go at it all night long.

Forty years later Jed and Luke are sitting on the front porch, rocking back and forth.

Jed says, "Luke?"

Luke says, "Yeah, Jed?"

Jed says, "You remember that blond woman that came by here about forty years ago and showed us the ways of the world?"

"Yeah," says Luke, "I remember."

"Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?" asks Jed.

"Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not."

"Me, neither," says Jed,

"So let's take these things off."

Answer 1

CUTE
type more jokes!

Answer 2

Funny

Answer 3

Eww lol that's gross. That's more of a hillbilly joke than a redneck one but it's still funny, hehe.

Answer 4

sounds like a redneck too me, very funny good one

Answer 5

funny

Answer 6

LOL that was funny

Answer 7

eewwww. but funny

Answer 8

these are old jokes but still great

Answer 9

You suck, someone else posted this joke last week.

Answer 10

to long, but good