Does he have to sacrifice his only banana?
2007-01-23 09:24:59 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No-he needs spread the word of his banana and ask his followers to sacrifice their bananas instead
2007-01-23 09:28:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Well... Since anything written in a holy book is 100% accurate and true, im thinking the monkey man should call a publishing company and get started! Also... give the book a copyright like... 20 years before the first bible. To give it street cred.
2007-01-23 17:35:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He must say the shiiithada
"there is only one Pink Monkey God, and Muhammad was his final Prophet"
2007-01-23 17:37:02 · answer #3 · answered by Savior 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here, hold my cans and answer these questions. We're gonna check how ...uh...clear you are. Oh, and give Hello Kitty Toasters with each new membership.
2007-01-23 17:29:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
No, he just has to throw his own waste at the Great Fuschia Ape, of course.
2007-01-23 17:28:21 · answer #5 · answered by Smiles Like She Means It 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
By flashing it's pink rear ;)
2007-01-23 17:27:27 · answer #6 · answered by Sherzade 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Let me see you walk on a vat of hot chocolate....or turn poop into pasta.
2007-01-23 17:32:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Only you would know the answer
2007-01-23 17:30:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell everyone they are going to hell of course.
And you need a book to quote from.
2007-01-23 17:29:43 · answer #9 · answered by Sun: supporting gay rights 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Perform a miracle and many will follow.
2007-01-23 17:29:02 · answer #10 · answered by Presagio 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋