funny quotes reasons for transport requests to the clinic
(apparently from the Chiropodists Association Journal)
I'm under the doctor and can't breathe.
I can't walk to the bus stop and my wife is bent.
I can't breathe and haven't done so for years.
I live five miles from the clinic and the postman says I should have it.
I have got athritis and heart failure in both feet and knees.
I am unable to walk now as my dog has died.
I cannot drive a car because I haven't got one.
My husband's dead and won't bring me.
I need transport as I have funny feet.
If my mum goes out alone she gets into trouble.
I must have your man as I cannot go out or even do up my suspenders.
When your man brings me back could you ask him to drop me off at the White Swan.
I hope you will send your driver as my husband is quite useless.
My wife must have transport as she is over 80 and drives me mad.
I cannot walk up a hill unless it is down and the hill to your clinic is up.
I want transport as bus drivers do funny things to me and make me feel queer.
2007-01-23 09:08:48 · 12 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
more classics tink and every one a laugh 10/10
2007-01-23 09:20:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant 10/10. lol
2007-01-23 17:15:45 · answer #2 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. 9/10.
2007-01-28 04:08:22 · answer #3 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont understand many of these ones =( which is a shame bec i loved your 1st ones about the council lol
2007-01-28 18:39:40 · answer #4 · answered by yummy_mummy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i suppose all jokes are at the expense of some poor unfortunate.
2007-01-29 07:58:12 · answer #5 · answered by magic 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWESOME
I laughed out loud the whole way thru!
Peace out! ~L~
2007-01-23 17:19:54 · answer #6 · answered by Lilly S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i nearly fell asleep reading thosse
2007-01-30 07:10:27 · answer #7 · answered by chrispi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2007-01-29 12:10:43 · answer #8 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep these coming lol
2007-01-29 16:30:59 · answer #9 · answered by The Fat Controller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE FUNNY LOL
2007-01-27 14:08:06 · answer #10 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋