A man and his wife had been arguing all night, and as bedtime approached neither was speaking to the other. It was not unusual for the pair to continue this war of silence for two or three days, however, on this occasion the man was concerned; he needed to be awake at 4:30am the next morning to catch an important flight, and being a very heavy sleeper he normally relied on his wife to wake him. Cleverly, so he thought, while his wife was in the bathroom, he wrote on a piece of paper: 'Please wake me at 4:30am - I have an important flight to catch'. He put the note on his wife's pillow, then turned over and went to sleep.
The man awoke the next morning and looked at the clock. It was 8:00am. Enraged that he'd missed his flight, he was about to go in search of his errant wife to give her a piece of his mind, when he spotted a hand-written note on his bedside cabinet.
The note said: 'It's 4:30am - get up.
2007-01-23 08:47:09 · 46 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny? Heck Yes! omg! 10/10 keep up the good work! =]
2007-01-23 08:50:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny.
2007-01-24 09:33:02 · answer #2 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.
2007-01-23 08:50:31 · answer #3 · answered by Angel 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It is quite funny. also it was very clever so i think the husband should have an alarm clock so it is mostly his fault. the wife is very clever and sly!!!
2007-01-23 08:52:58 · answer #4 · answered by faye M 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure it's funny also proves that in a battle of wits, men are unarmed.
2007-01-23 08:52:28 · answer #5 · answered by leighwj1960 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever and Witty
2007-01-23 09:31:17 · answer #6 · answered by JR 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny,but have they filed for divorce yet? Possible mental cruelty case!
2007-01-23 08:55:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1-10 (10 being the very funny) I'd give it a 5
2007-01-23 08:50:56 · answer #8 · answered by Do I know you? ya right LoL 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
you dont get a star for that one chuck that is cruel to men again 10/10
2007-01-23 09:00:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea that's great she who laughs last laughs the loudest
2007-01-23 08:53:42 · answer #10 · answered by delmonticoman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋