1) I saw a fat woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said Thyroid problem?
2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
3) I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
4) I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.
5) Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.
6) My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.
7) Sex is like a game of bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
8) I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.'
9) If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of
Meat?
10) I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and
Give the wrong answers.
11) You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
2007-01-23 08:26:10 · 11 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh my god I love those they are so funny! :) giggles!
2007-01-23 08:34:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! I liked 3 and 8!
2007-01-23 08:50:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do *I* think???
1. Huh?
2. Real...cute.
3. How cruel!
4. That one's funny.
5. Ha ha! serves him right!
6. He was smart-ALECKY!
7. Sick.
8. What?
9. Now that's stupid.
10. How cute! That one was funny.
11. Makes sense. I don't know how...er, never mind.
2007-01-23 08:35:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. HAHAHA totally funny
2. LOL
3. awee sucks but funny
4. Huh??????
5. LOL
6. so so
7. heh
8.oooo that's sad
9. good point
10. ha cute
11. hheheh
2007-01-23 08:43:43 · answer #4 · answered by graciegirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh wow.. great ones! 9/10
2007-01-23 08:50:41 · answer #5 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Those were awesome.
2007-01-23 08:29:32 · answer #6 · answered by Harsh Noise Wall 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, those are great tell me more.
2007-01-23 08:56:46 · answer #7 · answered by lilbeth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one!!
2007-01-23 08:39:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny- LOL!!!
2007-01-23 08:32:50 · answer #9 · answered by ms.chic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha! thanks i needed a laugh
2007-01-23 08:29:51 · answer #10 · answered by Amandy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋