Make a funniest Yo Momma so poor jokes?

Answer 1

Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
Yo Momma so poor she can't afford the o or the r.
Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"
Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."
Yo Momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps.
Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, Yo mama so poor she lives in a flip flop!

Answer 2

Yo momma so poor she made a buffet opening with garbage in garbage cans!





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Answer 3

Yo momma is so poor, she wipes her a** with her underwear.

Answer 4

your momma is so poor when she sucks my d i c i give her crack