He ran out of snake oil?
2007-01-23 08:24:56
·
answer #1
·
answered by Atlas 6
·
1⤊
3⤋
Jesus could have summoned through the Father, twelve legions
of Angels to deliver Him from the shame of the Cross.
He chose,rather to fullfill his mission, and to provide salvation for mankind,by His shed blood.
2007-01-23 16:34:04
·
answer #2
·
answered by bonsai bobby 7
·
0⤊
1⤋
Because he wasn't sick, he received a fatal injury, including suffocation as a result of having his hand nailed above his head, causing his lungs to collapse. No oxygen getting to the brain. Besides, Jesus always gave glory to God for peopling people, not to himself.
2007-01-23 16:26:14
·
answer #3
·
answered by Anonymous
·
2⤊
1⤋
cuz he was all like, yo... earf sucks. Im gonna kick it up in HIZZEAVEN! and then God was like, yah... sorry son, you're gonna have to go stay in hell for a bit. Your stepmom is kinda going through a rough patch. We need some us time., Then he was like, OH YEAH! DAD KEEPS A SPARE KEY UNDER THIS HELL ROCK! and he went back to heaven, and his dad was all like, Go back to earth and play with your friends for a bit, so on easter, he spent time with his friends on earth. Then his dad was like, Son, im getting a divorce from your step mom. Come on home. Thats why.
2007-01-23 16:29:19
·
answer #4
·
answered by Anonymous
·
0⤊
0⤋
Prophecy had to be fulfilled (he had to die and resurrect) so God's children could get to heaven....
duh.
2007-01-23 16:23:48
·
answer #5
·
answered by Doug 5
·
1⤊
1⤋
Beacuse He had to sacrifice Himself for our (true belivers)salvation.
2007-01-23 16:33:43
·
answer #6
·
answered by fontes 2
·
0⤊
1⤋
Because he couldn't do anyhthing!
He was a con artist!
Proof of this is easy. HE DIED!!!
2007-01-23 16:23:35
·
answer #7
·
answered by Anonymous
·
1⤊
2⤋
he is too busy dealing with all the hot guys and hot chicks in heaven ;) oh wat do u know he is BI
2007-01-23 16:24:07
·
answer #8
·
answered by Anonymous
·
0⤊
2⤋