a salesman drives into town where a circus is playing. a sign reads DONT MISS THE AMAZING ITALIAN. he buys a ticket and sits down. in the big top is a table with 3 walnuts on it and next to it is an old italian man. suddenly the old man drops his pants and whips out his manhood and with 3 swings he cracks the walnuts. the crowd are amazed. 15 yrs later the salesman is driving through the same town and sees the same old faded sign. he cant believe the italian is still alive and still doing his act, so he buys a ticket. this time there are 3 coconuts on the table. again the old man drops his pants and cracks the coconuts with 3 mighty swings of his manhood. the crowd goes wild. the salesman walks up to the table and says to the old man," i saw your act 15 yrs ago and you were using walnuts. why did you change to coconuts?" the old man replies," well son, my eyes aren't what they used to be".
2007-01-23 07:53:41 · 7 answers · asked by mine of useless information 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Eye know how he feels ! haha
2007-01-23 07:58:52 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
any sane circus would have clowns and animals doing tricks. not an italian man cracking nuts with his manhood. that's just sick.
2007-01-23 15:57:48 · answer #2 · answered by lovelyhorsefriend06 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
too funny - 15 more years, he may have to change to melons...bigger and not so hard to mush...lol
2007-01-23 16:01:59 · answer #3 · answered by beachnut222000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enjoyed the funny, but what's the question?
2007-01-23 15:57:20 · answer #4 · answered by artleyb 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
Nice one
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-23 16:14:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! I'd like to see that.
2007-01-23 16:13:00 · answer #6 · answered by L.L.L. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-23 16:01:30 · answer #7 · answered by Wat Da Hell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋